- dirty\ sanchez
- 1. (Dirty Sanchez) (24738↑, 8353↓)You guys are wrong, its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.
Author: H. Carl http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/2206202. (Dirty Sanchez) (9755↑, 6182↓)NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
Author: UnclePete123 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/16428313. (Dirty Sanchez) (9213↑, 5744↓)after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again.
Author: frappe http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/13988624. (Dirty Sanchez) (6000↑, 2989↓)It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.Jane likes to give head, but Dick likes to give a Dirty Sanchez.
Author: S.D.S http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/16662005. (dirty sanchez) (3734↑, 1811↓)The term 'dirty sanchez' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth ([atm]) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. [blooper]) act of leaving a shit moustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration. Anyone who thinks it involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a know-nothing [fucktard].Please disregard the numerous fucktard definitions of 'dirty sanchez' that were previously recorded.
Author: Figleaf23 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/26186396. (Dirty Sanchez) (479↑, 338↓)During anal sex, you pull out and rub your cock across the top lip of your partner. thus giving her a mustache.Man last night was so crazy, Brittany was begging for the dirty sanchez.
Author: Sven Ibn Lint Ball http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/36932187. (Dirty Sanchez) (183↑, 66↓)The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much\!\!
Author: ferjll http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/26484818. (dirty sanchez) (400↑, 287↓)An act characterized by the fingering of the ass and the giving of a "thin shit moustache." Not to be confused with the [dirty rodruigez].I was bangin' her ass and then I decided it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
Author: dirty_bird http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/21016849. (dirty sanchez) (475↑, 363↓)Doing a chick, best when doggy style, and at some point during the act of sex...sticking your finger(s) in her ass, and then rubbing that finger(s) on her upper lip, thus giving her a fecal mustache."That bitch got pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez"
Author: Tommy PWT http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/205382110. (dirty sanchez) (167↑, 54↓)A Dirty Sanchez is when the man cums in the asshole and then takes the cum out with his finger and makes a mustache on the females face.They performed a Dirty Sanchez last night
Author: D. Sanchezzzz http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/264535611. (Dirty Sanchez) (242↑, 126↓)The 100% true definition of Dirty Sanchez: When having vaginal sex (usually [doggystyle]) with a woman, you stick your finger up her asshole, then wipe it on her upper lip. I assume this word came from the fact that it looks like a Mexican mustache. Since Sanchez is a common Mexican name, and dirty is sometimes used to describe Mexicans. The dirty could also come from the fact that the girl has her own shit on her face.I totally Dirty Sanchezed this chick. She never came aack for some reason...
Author: Swikity http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/227480312. (Dirty Sanchez) (162↑, 47↓)As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Author: Stonewall http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/131738513. (dirty sanchez) (185↑, 71↓)Dirty Sanchez is taking ones penis after anal sex and going across the upper lip creating the mustache. Often confused with using ones finger which is a HITLER.I pulled out and tried to go Ass-to-mouth she wasn't down for it so I gave her a dirty sanchez in stead.
Author: Magikpballa http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/218894314. (dirty sanchez) (210↑, 96↓)A time honored event in which, while laying the bone [doggy-style], you insert two fingers deep into the girl’s starfish. Pull it out, then reach around and wipe the residue across her upper lip, leaving her a thin, shit mustache. Making her resemble someone who would be called Dirty Sanchez.Last night, after leaving the bar, I met this lil [slut] outside and dirty sanchez'd her in the back of the limo.
Author: PoloSportCondoms.com http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/130627715. (Dirty Sanchez) (181↑, 68↓)Immediately after concluding Anal sex with your partner, insert a finger of your choice into your partners Anus. After removing finger, reach around to the mouth area and wipe your finger directly above their lip, applying a "Dirty Sanchez" moustache.Tom: Dude ... I think that slut I hooked up with last night be a man. Johnson: What? What makes you say that? Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip. Johnson: Are you serious? Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".
Author: BornAJuggalo http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/353011016. (dirty sanchez) (346↑, 233↓)1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight. 2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an [alaskan pipeline]) 3. an event that occurred in [dustin diamond]s sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.1: elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang. elsa: DAYUM\! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off 2: groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face? *meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song* groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty 3: dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me\!
Author: DËWadïct http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/294449217. (Dirty Sanchez) (163↑, 50↓)A poo finger, A finger that has been up some ones ASS that some one wipes across anybodies upper lip.John was walking home when his friend stopped him and gave him a Dirty Sanchez.Imageine licking your lips and it taste like your best friends ASS. Its like vanilla Ice cream when your starving for chicken..
Author: BlahAss http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/263295118. (dirty sanchez) (191↑, 78↓)While having sex, the man puts his finger in the woman's asshole. He pulls his finger out an wipes it on her upper lip giving her a shit moustache.I gave her a dirty sanchez.
Author: Tommy K. http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/131386419. (dirty sanchez) (249↑, 137↓)Ok, this is the official way to give a dirty sanchez people, get it straight. First you must be doing a girl doggy-style, then you stick a finger in her asshole, and reach around to administer the poo-stache.I told the bitch I'd give her a Dirty Sanchez if she wouldnt shut her trap.
Author: mengele http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/220920020. (Dirty Sanchez) (146↑, 34↓)When a man stickes his fingers in a woman's pussy and wipes it on her upper lip after sex.Before I dumped the bitch, I gave her a dirty sanchez.
Author: Sarah the MILF http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/130065421. (dirty sanchez) (156↑, 46↓)When you fuck a girl with your penis and draw a mustache on he face.that cunt sure loves the dirty sanchez
Author: h3ad5h0t3 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/260965622. (Dirty Sanchez) (153↑, 43↓)When getting anal sex the man takes out his cock and puts it on the womans face.After I had fuck this chick in her ass I gave her a major dirty sanchez.
Author: Isaiah Cruz http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/238519023. (Dirty Sanchez) (148↑, 38↓)a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and she poops on your dick and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving a mustache.My chick had the poops lastnight and pooped on my weirner so i had to pay her back and give her a dirty sanchez\!
Author: Raymond Johnson http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/126701924. (dirty sanchez) (298↑, 188↓)The act of engaging in the [doggy style] position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.I would never kiss my girl right after a dirty sanchez\!\!\!
Author: lanyc http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/188981025. (dirty sanchez) (213↑, 105↓)NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
Author: nickel poo turnip http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/199977026. (Dirty sanchez) (156↑, 51↓)Dirty Sanchez is when after anal sex a male takes his penis and rubs it across his partners upper lip creating a mexican like mustache. Dirty Sanchez is often confused with a "Hitler" which is when you your finger and rub across ones upper lip.Eww did you gave her a Dirty Sanchez, I bet that smelt like shit. haha sux for her. she should have gone Ass-to-mouth
Author: Snow Storm http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/220447427. (Dirty Sanchez) (220↑, 118↓)a disgusting thing when the guy puts a finger in the females ass and spreads the crap on the upper lip.the worst thing ever\!\!\!\!\!\! my ex-boyfriend gave me a dirty sanchez at a party and said he cleaned it off but he didn't so when we came out of the room every one laughed at me\! : ( I guess i should wipe my ass better.
Author: Missperfect http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/277980128. (dirty sanchez) (172↑, 72↓)The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.*Dan walks up to Mark* Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating? Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick. Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was? Mark: What? Dan: Sanchez\! *Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*
Author: blahhomies http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/218996329. (Dirty Sanchez) (133↑, 47↓)When two gays go at it, and the one gay squats and scats on the other's face. Having done this the scat victim must consume at least 3/4 of the shit to be a proud reciever.Tim can't wait to get a Dirty Sanchez from Steve tonight.
Author: rodgers39383 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/269937030. (Dirty Sanchez) (97↑, 17↓)When a man (or woman) has a thin mustache on his or her lip. You may see many Mexicans with Dirty Sanchez'sI got so mad at that bitch, I wanted to punch the dirty sanchez right off her face\! The 15 year old boy was being made fun of for his diry sanchez
Author: fredknockerjoebob http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/410256631. (dirty sanchez) (170↑, 91↓)putting your shit on someone elses liphe passed out so i put my shit on his lip, you know a dirty sanchez.
Author: ass bag http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/320840532. (Dirty Sanchez) (162↑, 84↓)Dirty Sánchez describes the practice, in which the active partner, immediately following ejaculation, inserts the finger into the anus of the passive partner and then smears a mixture of semen and feces under the nose of the passive partner. Eventually, the finger is then licked off by both partners. The naming was chosen, because this was to evoke the impression of a "Mexican moustache."I gave her a dirty sanchez when I was through.
Author: Wikipedia83 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/200950533. (Dirty Sanchez) (135↑, 59↓)1-Shit Mostash 2-A Welsh version of [Jackass] but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD\! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think) 3-A Dirty [Mexican].Dánt Just Fucking fo it *Smash* ARGH\!
Author: Dan Lewis http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/126471934. (dirty sanchez) (190↑, 115↓)(N) when you stick your finger in your partners ass and then rub your finger on her upper lipBonnie was mad at me when I gave her a dirty sanchez\!
Author: sugarnips http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/169129635. (dirty sanchez) (151↑, 78↓)all of you are wrong a dirty sanchez is when a man fucks a girl in the ass an then gets a blow job from the girl with shit still on dis dickyou get this real nasty chick you give some anal and then recieve a bj right after
Author: william branch http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/125839836. (Dirty Sanchez) (82↑, 10↓)When two people are having anal sex and the man takes out his penis and rubs it on the women's lips forming a mexican mustache/moustache. (The growth of hair between the nose and mouth.)Anal Sex Can Lead to The Dirty Sanchezzz
Author: Mr.Dirty Sanchez http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/412015837. (dirty sanchez) (197↑, 125↓)America's favorite sex act. We are all familiar with it because of all the jokes and humourous references to it we encounter on a daily basis... although no one has actually done it.Dirty Sanchez is our favorite sex act... that no one has actually performed.
Author: gruby21 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/189564938. (dirty sanchez) (233↑, 162↓)A Dirty Sanchez is a Sexual act that is usually performed by White people typically Trailer trash. It is when a couple of the same or opposite sex engage in anal sex and the one who is giving it to the other in the ass will either take either his shit covered Dick or finger and make a shit mustache then calling it a dirty Sanchez because from a Caucasian point of view it might resemble a thin wispy Hispanic mustache.Chad and Lance were butt fucking each other all night long. Chad enjoys the smell of shit so he asked Lance if he can please give him a Dirty Sanchez.
Author: superbherb http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/187267239. (dirty sanchez) (173↑, 104↓)when you fuck a chick and then stick your thumb up her ass and smear the shit on someone's upper lip either yours or hersguy one: i gave that bitch a dirty sanchez last night guy two: who wore the shit guy one: her this time
Author: drewbe http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/199830040. (dirty sanchez) (160↑, 95↓)A dirty sanchez occurs when a male places both pinky fingers together and inserts them into the female anal cavity. Once the pinkies have been removed, ass pounding ensues and a reach around occurs. Any fecal remnants are smudged above the upper lip which creates a mustache of sorts.Since my lady friend is such a big fan of anal sex I felt it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
Author: Justin Stephen http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/173909241. (dirty sanchez) (125↑, 69↓)a show on [MTV] that is similar to jackass but done by poms who do worse and sicker stuntsguy1: hey a whatched jackass 2 the other night it almost made me puke guy2: whatch an episode of dirty sanchez and then talk to me
Author: btf'07' http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/275669142. (dirty sanchez) (174↑, 119↓)The etymological history of the term "Dirty Sanchez" originated with one Generalissimo Leopoldo Sanchez, who led the infamous and ill-fated raid on the Panoche Grande brothel in 1848. Mistakenly believing he was counter-attacking to fend off an American incursion, he resigned himself to a life of tequila and debauchery in the alleys of Juarez. He was known for sporting a excrement mustache and a large silver-toothed smile.Hey, Dirty Sanchez, let me wipe my cock on your face.
Author: Timone Sanchez http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/281382343. (dirty sanchez) (172↑, 118↓)A dirty sanchez: (1) what everyone else said apart from that noob who was jizzing in someones mouth. (2) a truly awsome (or disgusting) show on MTV alot like jackass but so much better as the welsh acent makes it even funnier and they are so much more crazy they should have been commited.(1). me: "dude i should my finger in this girls ass when i was pounding her doggy style lastnight an then wiped it on her lip." Rob: "oh dude u gave her a dirty sanchez? thats wrong mate" (2) "you live on the bus you get fucked up on the bus." "this isn't fucking gay school ya know\!\!"
Author: hazmat man http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/189344944. (dirty sanchez) (185↑, 131↓)so your fucking a bitch in the ass. and sinse she did not show you the curtacy of whiping good enough, you give her back whats hers by whiping it on her uper lip, which gives her a dirty mexican mustacheme and your mom..your mom comes out with a mustache..heehee, oh yea thats a dirty sanchez
Author: yeknod chazen http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/186951245. (Dirty Sanchez) (121↑, 68↓)A British TV show that is wrong on so many levelsOn the next Dirty Sanchez... Pancho gets liposuction in his ass. They put the excess fat in a jar and Dan drinks it.
Author: Christian Felts http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/289670246. (dirty sanchez) (116↑, 64↓)sneaking up on somebody while they're sleepin then crouching down with they're nose between ur ass cheeks then fart.While i was at Ryan's house, me and mason snuck up on that fucker austin and gave him a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping.
Author: big_nigga_nate http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/221502347. (dirty sanchez) (125↑, 73↓)ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG\!\!\! It's when a girl is on her period and a guy takes the tampon out with his teeth, then shakes it back and forth leaving two red stripes.Girl: Hey baby, do you want a dirty sanchez? Boy: Hell no, you dirty ass cunt\!\!\!
Author: Shannon http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/125592548. (dirty sanchez) (51↑, 7↓)the nickname of the New York Jets American Football QB sensation Mark SanchezDid you see dirty sanchez throwing 2 TDs against the Pats last night?
Author: xVeZx http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/426197149. (Dirty Sanchez) (131↑, 89↓)it has nothing to do with penis's or lips or doodie, it is simply a dirty mexican.Dude, Paco is one dirty sanchez. you know, the nigga that mows your lawn.
Author: lord farkwad http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/305583250. (dirty sanchez) (47↑, 8↓)when you have sex with a person and then you get some shit and smear it on their upper lip, looking like a moustacheJennifer wanted Peter to give her a dirty sanchez.
Author: rrandomx http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/427852051. (dirty sanchez) (61↑, 22↓)while having sex doggiestyle stick ur finger in her ass then whipe it under her nose. filthy sanchez is when u stick ur own finger up ur own ass then whipe it under her nosefuck a dirty sanchez this bitch is filthy sanchez material
Author: b-dub-t http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/423752752. (Dirty Sanchez) (40↑, 4↓)1) When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, generally in a dog-like position ([doggy style]), the man, while laying the [bone], proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into said womans [anus]. Upon the removal of the fingers, the man proceeds to whipe the fecal residue on the womans upper lip. The look of the woman is one of utter disgust, resulting in her looking like a dirty mexican named Sanchez. Hence, the name Dirty Sanchez 2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of [shit]. DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.1) Look at his moustache, what a fucking Dirty Sanchez\! 2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez
Author: Mister Meat http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/443516553. (dirty sanchez) (39↑, 5↓)when anyone male or female stick there finger up his or her ass and rubs it along someones mustache leaving a horrible smellcorey gave that kid a good [dirty sanchez]
Author: cma05wl http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/439316654. (dirty sanchez) (129↑, 95↓)The preferred nickname of Oswaldo Sanchez, goalkeeper for the Mexican national soccer team."I was there when DaMarcus Beasley scored that beautiful goal on Dirty Sanchez and the US went on to beat Mexico 2-0 in Columbus and qualify for the World Cup." Sam's Army: "DIR-TY SAN-CHEZ" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)
Author: C 2 Shine N C http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/217549155. (dirty sanchez) (36↑, 5↓)A situation that arises when a defensive player slams a defenseless Mark Sanchez into the ground causing his uniform to become tarnished with dirt and grass stains.The blind-sided hit by Justin Tuck resulted in a loss of five yards, but more importantly; a dirty sanchez.
Author: gmen44 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/451155056. (Dirty Sanchez) (38↑, 9↓)It is when you rub shit across your upper lip.Hey baby, dirty sanchez for $5.
Author: Tootie92 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/445990457. (Dirty Sanchez) (126↑, 100↓)Wario from Nintendo games. His moustache and Spanish-like tone all contribute to this popular nickname for the character.Wario: It'sa me, DIRTY SANCHEZ\!
Author: B-RAM http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/245475758. (Dirty Sanchez) (29↑, 8↓)When a dude at a bar slowly rubs his hand on a girls back then going down her pants and slipping his finger in her butt. Later he rubs his finger across a friends face. They immediately know they have gotten a dirty sanchez.Dude I still haven't washed my finger from that night. How did you like that dirty sanchez after the Jets game ?
Author: That nigga beans from pk yo http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/455714159. (Dirty Sanchez) (23↑, 5↓)Performed during the early stages of the act of analingis. Takes place when the "giver" is teasing the most sensitive portions of the rectum with their lips only. The receiver has intentionally avoided any act of personal hygene for several days to the anus, thus resulting in a chocolaty, fecal surprise, also known as a "dingleberry" for their partner to spread generously around the lips, mustach & lower goatee area of the face.The result of the Dirty Sanchez is often the look of a 1920's painting of a sad clown or hobo face.
Author: badass143 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/465021060. (Dirty Sanchez) (21↑, 9↓)When a man is having anal intercourse with a woman, and pulls his dick out of her ass and has shit on it. Then, he slowly drags his dick over her upper lip and leaves behind shit that resembles Pedro's mustache."God damn, her asshole was so dirty that I pulled my dick out and gave her a Dirty Sanchez."
Author: Tri fold http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/476516661. (dirty sanchez) (18↑, 7↓)a poop mustache resulting from certain sexual acts; also a delicious taco from Austin, TX.Sometimes for lunch, Ryann just craves a Dirty Sanchez.
Author: timmyt78 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/479127262. (dirty sanchez) (16↑, 6↓)latin: Clunis Concubitis Barba After a man and woman engage in anal sex, the maile removes his still-erect member from his partner's rectum and rubs it along her upper lip, thus creating a sort of fecal mustachio supposedly reminiscent of a scraggly Mexican mustache, or bigote.Women love being Dirty Sanchezed because of the power reversal and gender switch that comes from having a typically masculine mustache painted across their face with a penis Source: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Author: Dirty Buck Nasty http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/484170363. (dirty sanchez) (159↑, 150↓)The 'British Jackass', made up from 3 Welsh people (Pancho, Dainton & Prichard), and 1 Englishman (Dan); who are mates for their love of skateboarding, and their total disregard for their own safety. Simply, if YOU think Jackass is the most daring, that just proves you simply havent seen Dirty Sancez\!. in jackass, all they do is joke about and dont do nothing daring. in dirty sanchez, they hammer EVERY extremity to a woodern plank, have a home made enema with lager, and then drink it afterwards, after chucking up into it and drinking it again, jumping into stinger nettles and rubbing the leaves EVERYWHERE (then eating the leaves) and throwing up onto dans face, stapling their arms and legs, and making them ooze horrible fluids and putting a nail strait vertically through their toe using a industrial clamp to name a few\! Other stunts include doing live shows, making each other bleed and throw up at each one, clay pigeon shooting, and made the clay discs land on thier heads to make them bleed, Went swimming with jellyfish, got taken out by a entire hockey team on their own, played naked paintball, and got soccer balls, and rugby balls (the same as american football) kicked at their balls from only a few feet away, played around (waking each other up) with cacti that was used for torture by native americans and other vile acts. The latest series is out now, and for one episode they went to a building site. Down the rubbish shoots, they made things land on their balls, and they tested the builders helmets by dropping larges bricks on their heads. They also created sparks from massive saws and shot them into their balls, put cement on each other while they were sleeping, put a lock around Pancho and swallowed the key, hammered their hands to a board by the webbing of their fingers, bashed their testicles with hammers, and much more\!Dirty Sanchez is far worse then Jackass infact, it makes Jackass look like the telletubbies
Author: sisi16 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/205299764. (Dirty Sanchez) (6↑, 1↓)A Term to mock or make fun of New York Jet Quarterback Mark Sanchez... Should be used whenever he has or has been having a bad game or whenever he commits a turnover(Interception, Fumbles etc..) Note: Can Be Used to Make Fun Of The Jets AlsoSports Announcer: Mark Sanchez Is having a horrible 2nd half Jet Fan, Dirty Sanchez Football Fan, Haha Dirty Sanchez
Author: Tarif 91 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/549909465. (Dirty Sanchez) (6↑, 1↓)When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.I gave Mike a Dirty Sanchez last night.
Author: Cum grenade http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/516510766. (dirty sanchez) (9↑, 4↓)pooping on someone when their sleepingpooping on someone when their sleeping dirty sanchez
Author: ben7265 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/486972067. (dirty sanchez) (1↑, 0↓)A New York Jets football player who wipes his boogers off on another team's player during a game and goes on to lose big time.Did you see how awful the AFC championship game's first half was with that dirty Sanchez not paying attention?
Author: Nudniky Rick http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/554220568. (Dirty Sanchez) (0↑, 0↓)A dirty sex move where a man poops across a woman's lip, giving the appearance of a mexican mustache."I want you to poo on me. Give me a dirty sanchez
Author: Trause Agent 007 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/610585069. (Dirty Sanchez) (1↑, 1↓)To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez. Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
Author: Andrew Scriber http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/553971270. (Dirty Sanchez) (2↑, 3↓)Everyone is wrong it's when a male and female are having anal sex and when the guy pulls his dick out and there is shit on itVictor:Dude BJ last night i was having anal sex with my girl and when i pulled out there was shit on my dick BJ:Awwwww dude she gave you a dirty sanchez
Author: CHS_VictorN and BradW http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/549487971. (Dirty Sanchez) (0↑, 2↓)A really hairy mustache that is NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF, BITCHES\!\!\!George's Dirty Sanchez, er, I mean, hairy mustache, is getting bigger.
Author: D. Rodriguez http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/532487172. (dirty sanchez) (1↑, 3↓)A really hairy mustache.George's dirty sanchez is getting bigger.
Author: D. Rodriguez http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/531527473. (Dirty Sanchez) (2↑, 4↓)An amazing event\! You screw your girlfriend from behind and then suddenly put your finger in her ass. Pull it back and give her a line of shit under her nose. Now she'll look like a Dirty Sanchez.Shant's mom looks like her husbad gave her a dirty sanchez
Author: Bantumie http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/511864174. (dirty sanchez) (0↑, 2↓)when someone smears poop on the other person's upper lip during anal sexcharlotte and mac's favorite sexual act is the dirty sanchez
Author: incest fo lyfe http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/495260275. (Dirty Sanchez) (3↑, 6↓)When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate\!Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ? Dude 2 - Yeah , why? Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell? Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
Author: troubledemon http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/555190276. (Dirty Sanchez) (6↑, 9↓)The New York Jets slippery Mexican quarterback who can't seem to be tackled by many defenders. Likes to sneak around on the football field, wiping his hand in his butt and giving people dirty sanchez's. Also known as Poop smeared on ones face in the form of a a moustache.Look at Dirty Sanchez scoring touchdowns then giving other opposing players [dirty sanchez]'s\!
Author: undead15 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/548173077. (Dirty Sanchez) (29↑, 38↓)A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.Dirty Sanchez had drawn the [handlebars] that would soon spread to faces around the globe.
Author: Dirty Buck Nasty http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/484173678. (dirty sanchez) (126↑, 139↓)A "dirty sanchez" is when you see someone who looks like they are dressed up as a mexican for halloween, but then you get closer. Then you smell something and realize it might be poo poo, or gushie. It's so gross you feel like throwing up. Some people call it dirty sanchez, some people call it stinky stevie, but it's a poop mustache...a painted poop mustache. GROSS\!I almost threw up when I realized Lomita had a poop mustache, known as a dirty sanchez, that I could actually smell when talking to her.
Author: Grossed OUT http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/188022079. (Dirty Sanchez) (133↑, 147↓)The English version of [Jackass]. The show involves guys doing funny sick shit to one another.Boy: 'Hey, can we watch some Dirty Sanchez?' Grandma: Damn boi, you aint gangsta enuf for that shit. Go watch some Lazytown or summa that Dora the explora. Boy: But, but, it's- Grandma: You stallin nigga, get yo skinny white ass outta here -starts watching Dirty Sanchez-
Author: Alib8000 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/360219780. (dirty sanchez) (143↑, 214↓)All of you need to get your minds out of the gutter; that is disgusting. A dirty sanchez is simply when one sticks their finger into one's own butthole and then puts it into another person's ear, using a twisting motion similiar to that of a wet willy. So there\!After I gave my friend a dirty sanchez, I made sure to wash my hands well.
Author: Jennifer Smith http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/157598081. (Dirty Sanchez) (189↑, 332↓)ok, a dirty sanchez is acutally when a guy has anal sex with a girl-or it can be a guy, whatever gets you going-and then after, the guys dick is sucked so that shit is on the upper lip of the sucker looking like a mexican mustache, the dirty sanchezAfter tom and sheila had anal sex, she gave him head and got the hugest dirty sanchez above her lip.
Author: wes0005 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/139381382. (dirty sanchez) (483↑, 632↓)an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.
Author: the gringo http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/18872283. (Dirty Sanchez) (183↑, 346↓)When a guy has anal sex with a girl then she gives him [head] and a shit mustache is left on her upper lip.Yo, Dan gave Hannah a dirty sanchez last nite and now she has a rash on her lip\!
Author: Jason664 http://dirty-sanchez.urbanup.com/141790684. (dirty sanchez) (166↑, 353↓)I. The man and woman (or man and man) engage in anal sex II. The male continues by inserting his throbbing cock into the male/females mouth, hense leaving fecal matter in and around her/his mouth III. Finally, they share a romantic kiss spreading the fecal matter from one partners mouth to the others1. My girlfriend loves to eat shit so I gave her a dirty sanchez
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